Not
far from where I used to live (we just sold our house), there is an inviting
manmade lake not far from the county’s sports complex. A mile long sidewalk wraps around the lake. Not only is it a great place to work up a
sweat, it’s a great place to observe different types of birds, mostly Canada
geese, ducks, and every so often, other water fowl.
One
particular morning, as I was into my second mile, I spotted a round, white
object on the walkway, up ahead. As I
got closer, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.
My
approach didn’t seem to disturb the few Canada geese and ducks that were nearby. Some walked around the egg, as though they
were shoppers in Wal-Mart, circumventing a pile of clothing that had fallen off
nearby shelf.
At
first, I didn’t know what to make of it.
I joined their circle and stood, staring in silence with them. Finally, I couldn’t keep my peace.
“Which
one of you did this?” I sternly asked. The
birds just looked around. One practiced
a single leg stand, but not a single sound from any of them.
Looking
towards the domestic ducks, I asked, “Is
this yours?” Since I’m not an expert
enough to determine whether the egg was a domestic duck egg or a Canada goose
egg, I thought it was best to interrogate both parties.
I
repeated. “Does this belong to any of
you?” I was sure both sides would have been pointing a wing to the other
group.
Sadly,
there was no one willing to claim the offense.
Not one honk on its behalf.
I bent down and gently picked up the abandoned egg and
placed it on the grass alongside the walk.
It
deserved that much.